shrimp chips revenge

one time, in class... there were these "cool" kids.... and they all sat at a table away from the other kids... and they would laugh and talk about punk rock shows and talk about getting drunk and going to parties.... and they would eat these shrimp chips. and on that day... i was sitting in the table over. they invited everyone around them to the party while they ate these distinctively smelly asian chips... and they were like "oh, lemme have some of those shrimp chips..."

and i sat there and they put the bag there in front of me... but didn't offer any to me. so i sat there... smelling these shrimp chips...

i just read this on cnn:

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) -- South Korea's food authorities will investigate a factory in China after a bag of a popular snack food it produced contained what appeared to be a rat's head.

The suspected animal part was found in a popular snack made in China.

The Korea Food and Drug Administration said Thursday it will send investigators to the factory that produces popular shrimp crackers for South Korea's leading processed food company Nongshim after the suspected animal part was found.

Nongshim has apologized for the incident and is recalling the snack from shops across South Korea.

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it was like, china was my big brother watching over me and all i can think of is that they probs ate a rat's head and not know it.

yay!