directions for a booty call

i was using googlemaps and this was one of their advertisements.

weird.

someone clean out this vent

so i went to the 99 cent store with my mother when i was down in san diego for the chinese new year. as i walked into the store, some shite flew in my eye and immediately turned my eye red. like, so red, my mom freaked out.

i told her to chillax and i decided to put some rewetting drops in my eye.

as i grabbed my bottle and tilted my head up to put the droplets in, my eye immediately honed onto one of the vents in the ceiling.

isn't this INSANE? i wish i saw the virgin mary's face or something instead...

only at walmart

i had to return a christmas gift for phillip because target was cheaper.

while i line, i realized that the lady two people ahead of me had an oxygen tank in her shopping cart.

for some reason, i found that strangely fascinating.

it's like, how come i don't see her shopping at the h&m? that would be so awesome.

the gateway drug

this is a midpoint between adorable and hilarious.

this is some kid right after dental surgery. so funny!

meet the neighbors

so i'm convinced that one of the daughters that live next door (i'm not sure how many people there are in that family) is sneaking home at night into her room through my side of the fence. i've found a beach bag with sandals, suntan lotion, etc on the fence between their property and mine recently.... and last night, i heard a lot of heavy foot schuffling next to my bedroom window around 2am-ish. it was too heavy and sloppy to be an opposum i think.

i hope she's using protection with her harley riding goatee wearing boyfriend of hers (i imagine)! i bet you his name is probably weasel... or tiny.

scurrred shitless

there's something living in my attic.

i think it's either an oppossum or a rat or a squirrel.

whatever it is.. it's active in the early mornings... like around 3am to 5am ish... like it is right now... walking around above my head and scaring me.

whatever it is, i hope it doesn't die up there or have babies.

i'm scurred.

latest slang to keep up with the kids

cuil is enunciated like COOL.


if you don't know about cuil, you will soon, so i thought i'd let you guys know now!

:)

super hamsterio brothers

south park and pasadena city college

i was watching southpark and suddenly i was like, "why does that t-shirt say pasadena city college?"

goooooo pcc!!!!

my computer says i'm fat

bonjour

hi everyone.

i guess every blog should have some sort of mandatory intro blog entry.

although i write quite a bit in my blogs on those networking sites... i never felt the need to have my own independent blog because 1. i wanted a theme to it 2. i don't think i would get that many readers/hits that would warrant me my own indie blog.

so instead of avoiding it, i'm just gonna start it.

i may from time to time, bring some of my old blog entries here... maybe. it might just be too much work.

as a motivator, i hope you all will read, comment, and let me know how i'm doing! just cause you want to! not cause i am forcing you! ;)

xoxo