someone clean out this vent

so i went to the 99 cent store with my mother when i was down in san diego for the chinese new year. as i walked into the store, some shite flew in my eye and immediately turned my eye red. like, so red, my mom freaked out.

i told her to chillax and i decided to put some rewetting drops in my eye.

as i grabbed my bottle and tilted my head up to put the droplets in, my eye immediately honed onto one of the vents in the ceiling.

isn't this INSANE? i wish i saw the virgin mary's face or something instead...

ugly but good nuts

i found this sad and funny at the same time.

i'm not sure anyone bought any.

i wonder if the nuts know they're tasty and ugly at the same time. must be a blow to their egos.

joe recommends:

this totally made my day.

why? because there were plenty of children standing in line for their macchiatos and mochacinos and whatever else terrible for you at starbucks.

ain't nothing wrong with a little bump n' grind

fun with words

i was in michael's art store and i was walking around and i literally stopped in midwalk, took two steps back and looked at the display and started laughing.

after i took the photo, this lady with her toddler walked by. she saw it too and was not amused.

don't be alarmed, but be alarmed